孤獨開挖解救長賜輪！ 蘇伊士運河「史上最勵志小怪手」司機日誌曝光：它怎麼還卡在那QQ
2021年03月30日長榮海運長賜輪在蘇伊士運河擱淺6天，現在終於浮起來。蘇伊士運河管理局（SCA）主席Osama Rabie證實，長賜輪的船舵和推進器已經恢復運轉。網友們發現，先前因為孤單在船首工作而紅起來的的「史上最勵志小怪手」，司機竟然一直在Twitter上紀錄自己的心情，他的po文內容再一次引發關注～
▼這個推特名稱為「那個在蘇伊士運河開怪手的男人」（Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal），不確定是不是真的怪手司機，不過他的po文幽默又真實，還是吸引了不少網友的注意。這個帳號幾乎每天都會調侃運河的情況：
▼3月25日，這個帳號第一次發文：「我的老闆今天早上一通電話叫我過來，然後就發生了這件事情……」
So...
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 24, 2021
My boss called me up today morning and this happened. Lesson learnt! #Suez #SuezCanal #Evergiven #evergreen pic.twitter.com/rudE6t932h
▼「坦白說，我根本不知道我在挖什麼。只是在這個時間點，我得做個樣子給我老闆看。他說大家都透過衛星在看著我們，所以我們總得做點事情給他們看看。」
Honestly, I'm not even sure what I'm digging for. Just doing it to please my boss at this point. He said everyone's looking at us from satellite so gotta show that we are doing something. #Suez #suezkanaal #SuezCanal #EVERGIVEN
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「我真的沒辦法讓我老婆相信，有什麼東西我挖一整天還挖不完、不能回家睡覺，她以為我有外遇。」
Finding it really tough to convince my wife that I won't be home tonight. She thinks I'm cheating on her. 🙄 #Suez #SuezCanal #Evergreen #EverGiven #Egypt
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「沒有一家媒體真正過來親眼看看我跟我的同事到底在做什麼，每一家媒體報導的都是拖曳船。隨他們去吧！過了今天，我仍然是一個孤獨的挖掘者。」
Nobody from the press reached out to see how me and me mate are doing. Lot of press coverage on the tuggers. Good for them, good for them. At the end of the day I'm just a guy with a digger. #EVERGIVEN #Suez #SuezCanal
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「老闆剛剛拒絕了我六月份的休假申請。」
To make things worse, my boss just rejected my leave application for June.#SuezBLOCKED #Suez #SuezCanal #EVERGIVEN
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「我們應該把蘇伊士運河改名為蘇擠壓運河。」
Petition to rename Suez Canal to Squeeze Canal.#Suez #suezcrisis #Suezcanal #Evergiven
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「等這件事情處理完，老闆應該要幫我調薪70%，我現在已經不確定我老婆是否還在家等我了。」
Will be asking for 70% raise in my salary when this is all done. Right now I'm not even sure if my wife is waiting for me at home.#SuezBLOCKED #SuezCrisis #SuezCanal #EVERGIVEN
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「好了好了，不要一直發衛星照片了，我懂你們的意思了。我要回去工作了。」
Okay, no more photos from satellites, please. We got your point. Cut @ever_given some slack.#SuezBLOCKED #SuezCanal #suezcrisis
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「在今年的績效檢討會議中，我應該有很多話可以說了」
I got a lot of things to say in my upcoming performance review meeting. #SuezBLOCKED #SuezCanal #Evergiven #Suez
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「終於有媒體發現我了。」
Finally getting some attention from the press. https://t.co/HPcSquLLue
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 25, 2021
▼「我明天早上跟老闆開會的時候，應該拿這個主意跟我老闆討論一下。」
Thoughts on this one? Thinking of showing this in tomorrow's meeting with the management.#SuezCrisis #suezcanel #Suez #EVERGIVEN #Evergreenship https://t.co/JaBFIDFBdC
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 28, 2021
▼「一覺醒來，那艘爛東西怎麼還在那裡？！」
Just woke up. That wretched tin box is still there. Damn it!#SuezBLOCKED #SuezCanal #Suez #Evergiven #Evergreen
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 26, 2021
▼「你問我現在在做什麼？我只是把挖土機的怪手上下移動而已，連土都沒有挖掘，因為老闆得看到我在工作。」
Right now just moving the excavator arm up and down, just so that my supervisor sees I'm working. Not even digging. #Suez #SuezBLOCKED #SuezCanal #EverGiven #Evergreen
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 26, 2021
▼「這艘船就跟我前妻一樣，我已經想盡辦法擺脫她，但她就是不走！」
This ship is like my Ex. I'm doing all I can to get her off. But she just wouldn't go!#Suez #SuezCanal #EVERGIVEN #Evergreen #SuezBLOCKED
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 26, 2021
▼「我老闆又傳來一張指示：怪手擺動的速度快一點，好讓他們看起來我們正在趕工。」
1:30 AM local time:
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 26, 2021
Another note from my boss.
"MOVE THE ARM OF THE EXCAVATOR A BIT FASTER SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE STEPPED UP OUR PACE"#SuezBLOCKED #Suez #Evergreen #Evergiven pic.twitter.com/2nWoS62Xnn
▼「現在只有一個人可以救我們，萬磁王，現身吧！」
Now only one guy can save us.
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 27, 2021
Magneto, where you at my guy? Desperately need your help. @IanMcKellen #SuezBLOCKED #SuezCanal #Suez #Evergiven pic.twitter.com/DKYKXSyJXc
▼「蘇伊士運河每天賠1400萬，也許現在不是跟我老闆討論加薪的好時機。」
Suez Canal is currently taking in a loss of $14 Million per day.
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 27, 2021
Probably not the right time to talk about my salary raise.#suezcanel #SuezBLOCKED #Suez #Evergreenship #Evergiven
▼「船移動了！雖然只有17公尺，但這是個好兆頭！」
THE SHIP MOVED!! Although just 17 metres but this is good indication. The tugboats are all sounding their foghorns in jubilation. 👏👏👏#SuezBLOCKED #suezcanel #Suez #Evergreenship #Evergiven pic.twitter.com/YGuJaQv4mQ
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 27, 2021
▼「想像一下，長賜輪駛出蘇伊士運河，駛過所有擱淺的船隻時，它該多羞愧、尷尬。希望我們不要看到雞蛋和爛番茄。」
Imagine the shame and embarrassment of Ever Given when it will sail out of Suez Canal through all that traffic of stranded ships. Hope we won't see eggs and rotten tomatoes. #SuezCrisis #suezcanel #SuezBLOCKED #Suez #Evergiven #Evergreenship
— Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal (@SuezDiggerGuy) March 29, 2021
現在長賜輪已經成功脫困，蘇伊士運河也開始恢復暢通。這位怪手司機還在Twitter上分享運河的實時情況，他終於能休息一下啦～
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